I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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