just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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