Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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