I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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