Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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