I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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