what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
