So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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