I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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