That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Vodka?
Forever.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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