We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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