I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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