he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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