Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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