Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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