i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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