plz talk dirty to me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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