eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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