No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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