My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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