are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I love having hate sex.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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