I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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