Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
