told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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