sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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