Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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