All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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