I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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