I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Congratulations! We have a period
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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