I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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