...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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