No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
