Can Purell be used as lube?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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