I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
