Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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