i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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