can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
