hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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