Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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