he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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