so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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