What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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