are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We left the knife in your bed.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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