Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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