You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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