hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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