Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Boobs speak an international language.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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