Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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