we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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