Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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