Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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