Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so let's talk penis.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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