Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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