is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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