Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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